BREAKING: Fetty Wap has escaped from New Jersey State Prison after he was found on security cameras smuggling himself through the ventilation shafts. He was reported missing by the prison at 3:47PM EST on November 14, and is still currently not found by police. The Chief of New Jersey Police Rodrick Bennington had this to say in response during an emergency meeting with the press:
“Oh god bruh this dude aint comin back bruh we might as well just free him somebody get me his paperwork.” –Rodrick Bennington, Chief of New Jersey Police
Fetty Wap has been active on social media since his release and promises to release new music to celebrate. When asked to respond to the Chief of Police, he responded on Instagram:
“lol” –Fetty Wap
